Rest in Rice: My Poor, Dead iPhone (2008 to 2009)
Here are some of the best suggestions what can one do with a dead iPhone:
1. Target practice
2. Replacement puck for air hockey table
3. Network w/ other dead iPhone owners and build replica of Apple HQ in Cuppertino
4. Use shiny surface to blind owner of working iPhone & swap after ‘accidentally’ bumping into them and dropping your phones
5. Put on “Apple History” shelf next to your original, non-working Apple II GS, Macintosh, Macbook and Newton
6. Use a really cruel gag gift in next office “Secret Santa”
...a bit of self-irony:
...a bit of friends' consolidation:
1. Target practice
2. Replacement puck for air hockey table
3. Network w/ other dead iPhone owners and build replica of Apple HQ in Cuppertino
4. Use shiny surface to blind owner of working iPhone & swap after ‘accidentally’ bumping into them and dropping your phones
5. Put on “Apple History” shelf next to your original, non-working Apple II GS, Macintosh, Macbook and Newton
6. Use a really cruel gag gift in next office “Secret Santa”
...a bit of self-irony:
...a bit of friends' consolidation:
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